DEAR SELFIE

I already took a thousand photos of you,
There's too many
I've tried all the angles and facial expressions,
You're still ugly

So never expect a dozen likes,
You are dreaming
Maybe one or two comment you'll get,
From mama and best friend

Oh please don't blame yourself,
Its not your fault
Your great, great grandpa is an Ape,
You are the result

Better stick to your writing,
You have the chance
You'll might have a handful of fans
But not romance

Better go back to work
Move your butt
Try those shovels and fetch fork
You'll burn those fats. Bow!

By : Jun Abines